10 Funny Red Flags To Use For Red Flag Parties
by Selma Dizdarevic
Photo courtesy of @abigailcurtis03
This article was written by The Zillennial Zine’s spring editorial intern Selma Dizdarevic. Find her on Instagram at @_s3lma. If you would like to share an article with The Zillennial, send us an email at email@example.com.
A red flag party is one of the best functions to go to. Dancing, partying and getting to know someone’s hilarious flaws just from reading their shirt? That’s a pretty fun night right there. But it can be hard to come up with a red flag that’s just the right amount of funny and personal, and we’ve got you covered. So if you’re looking for red flag ideas, grab a plain red t-shirt and a sharpie because we have 10 amazingly funny red flags for your next red flag party.
1. “Doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re”
Listen, if *you’re* grown and you still don’t know the basic rules of grammar from fourth grade… red flag!
2. “Will stalk your social media”
Let’s be honest, we’ve all done our share of internet snooping on people we’re interested in or talking to. If you fall into this category a lot, this might be the red flag for you.
3. “Won’t listen to any Taylor Swift songs unless they’re Taylor’s Version”
This is for all the Swifties out there going to red flag parties. Is that too niche of a category? Either way, we only support Taylor’s Version in this house!
4. “Ignores red flags”
This is probably the most obvious red alert on this list. Sure, it’s always nice to see the good in people, but if you’re always looking past the blaring red flags in other people, that’s probably a red flag.
5. “Will leave you on read”
Always leaving people on read when texting is for sure a red flag.
6. “Can’t drive”
This is a good one if you don’t have your driver’s license yet or just simply are a bad driver. We all have that one friend that can’t drive and is always needing to be carted around, and if that’s you, this is a perfect red flag to use.
7. “Uses Apple Music”
Devoted Spotify users now rise! Okay but, we all know the debate between Apple Music and Spotify users is a hot one. I’m gonna have to go with Spotify on this one, but this red flag is great because you can switch it up if you happen to be a firm Apple Music stan.
8. “Wears shorts in winter”
Now, this red flag targets a pretty specific population. But if you happen to be one of these people, I’m probably not the first person to tell you that it’s a red flag.
9. “Only texts people on Snapchat”
I’m sorry, but if you strictly only use Snapchat for all of your messaging, either you’re twelve years old or that’s a red flag. We actually have a whole article about how this is a major red flag, especially if you frequently ask “you got snap?”
10. “I have no red flags”
You made it through the whole list of red flags! Congrats, you’ve probably found at least one that speaks to you. Or you might just be convinced you have no flaws or red flags. If that’s you, don’t worry, you can still go to the party because, well, that’s your red flag.
Did you like these red flags for red flag party? Do you have any more red flag ideas? Let us know in the comments below.